Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Monday, 11th Feb 2019

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Brown is your unlucky colour for today. Avoid it whereever possible. If you don't care what the weatherman says when the weatherman says it's raining - that's great!

It's never too late to do that thing you always wanted to do. You know - the THING. The thing? You know.

Reality TV shows are not crying out for someone like yourself. You are not photogenic and could probably do with setting your sights much lower.


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