Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Taurus


20 April - 20 May

A picture frame will feature highly in your day today and will probably make you feel like you'd never gotten out of bed. Indeed, you'll probably end up going back to bed as soon as today's mishaps have had done with you.

Did you happen to see a film called "Creepy Creatures of The Night"? It wasn't a good film. This week is your own personal "Creepy Creatures of The Night".

When you steal copyrighted material, make sure you do it in a comical fashion. That way you can claim "fair use" and hold up court least until they find you guilty of stealing copyrighted material.

Gambling with your possessions always seems like a good idea at the time. However, you should be aware that much of your meddling will eventually lead to a loss of limbs for someone.

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Given Time, by Paul London

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