Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Saturday, 12th Jan 2019

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Below is your horoscope for the date specified above. Some people think it's unlucky to look at old horoscopes from prior dates but we think it's important in order to be able to gauge the accuracy rates of horoscopes. So, if you want to check your old horoscopes, use our Archive Horoscopes section and enjoy yourself!
star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Go with the flow and let people take advantage of you. Prepare to gape widely at the beautiful horror you'll experience this month. The accuracy of any prognostication is likely to be determined by how unlucky you generally are. A pet of yours may die today.

Love may be in the air for one lucky person tonight. I'm talking world-wide here, not about you - UGLY!


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