Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Sep 2021

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star sign: Taurus


20 April - 20 May

Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope. Stripes are not really a colour, but people will like the way you confuse it as such. The newspaper will become a source of great amusement this week as an article tickles your fancy in almost every way.

Dimples can appear at any time today in your otherwise flawless but kind of saggy skin.

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