Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Monday, 15th Apr 2019
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20 April - 20 May
Your lack of self-control "down there" may mean you're limited to small forays to the bathroom today. Sitting at a computer in order to read websites is not advised.
All the time you spent on learning French is never going to pay off.
Going to the movies is an excellent way to spend your final hours. I mean, final hours of the day, obviously. Not of your life.
Eggs, flour, milk, potatoes, sage and onion stuffing - these are all the ingredients you need for a happy marriage and a pleasant evening.
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