Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

The way you dance around the office may cause some to question certain parts of your personal life. Be playful at heart and you'll reap the reward of having more friends under the age of 10.

Personal warranties don't mean that you're ever going get your money back on that piece of crap you bought of the "man in the funny hat".


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