Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Try to absorb plants into your skin in order to make yourself into some kind of Marvel Super Hero. Today might find you requiring a move of the left-hand and right-hand side speakers or earphones you use to listen to music.

Why not test yourself by not eating or drinking anything. Headaches and random convulsions may become a regular part of your life today.


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