Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023
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Taurus
20 April - 20 May
Try to absorb plants into your skin in order to make yourself into some kind of Marvel Super Hero. Today might find you requiring a move of the left-hand and right-hand side speakers or earphones you use to listen to music.
Why not test yourself by not eating or drinking anything. Headaches and random convulsions may become a regular part of your life today.
Why not test yourself by not eating or drinking anything. Headaches and random convulsions may become a regular part of your life today.
Libra horoscope
You may feel like starving yourself today in order to lose some weight. Your lucky drink for today is: Coke. Mouldy......
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