Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Saturday, 21st Nov 2020

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

I do not think this horoscope means what you think it means. Anything someone says today that is unkind is probably meant in jest, you ugly bastard. Whilst bad things can happen in quick succession, it takes an absolute genius to screw up an entire life within 30 minutes.

The gift you have that allows you to speak to the animals will today be unveiled as a fraud.


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