Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Thursday, 22nd Sep 2022

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

You're generally hopeless with money, so this week should come as a shock to you. Paper can cut, and words can hurt. Which is why you should burn any mail that comes through the letterbox - preferably whilst still in the postman/woman's hands.

Many of the people around you will turn out to be lying scheming bastards, this week.

Most of your dreams will come true over the coming fortnight, so prepare for wealth, health and happiness, you lucky dog.


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