Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Take your time over getting where you're going today. You're only going to have shitty things happen when you get there. "Headlice!" is not something to be screamed in terror at the local bus stop.

The heavens are unpredictable for laymen, yet I am truly the seer or seers. Bow before me and tremble in fear that my wrath may cause you stubbed-toes.


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