Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Monday, 24th Jan 2022

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

The truth is much harder to find than fiction. Don't be afraid to spread damn dirty lies. Are you loveable? Take time out today to contemplate that thought and try to make sure that you are very loveable.

A talk show that you overhear today is likely to concern principles on which you base your life. Listen closely and they might knock down all those principles.


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