Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Life and Death - bedfellows, perhaps, they are certainly close. You'd better hope that they don't get start to get you involved in a menage a trois. Although danger is never far away, you may have an exhilirating time in the coming days.

Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors.


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