Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

If you're ignorant are you blessed? Only with ignorance, my stupid friend. Ignore those who laugh at your sense of style. Flashing lights and fireworks are a sign of good hope for you today.

Many of your hang-ups would disappear if you started wearing clothes that more suited you.


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