Below is your horoscope for the date specified above. Some people think it's unlucky to look at old horoscopes from prior dates but we think it's important in order to be able to gauge the accuracy rates of horoscopes. So, if you want to check your old horoscopes, use our Archive Horoscopes section and enjoy yourself!
20 April - 20 May
The smell of dead moles may begin to affect you today. Super-hero day is your own invention, and as such not a free-pass to wearing your underwear on the outside.
Sasquatch will not befriend you and live peacefully in your house.
Wake up in a trash-can again? Don't let your drinking get you down, go and have a beer.