Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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Taurus

20 April - 20 May

The smell of dead moles may begin to affect you today. Super-hero day is your own invention, and as such not a free-pass to wearing your underwear on the outside.

Sasquatch will not befriend you and live peacefully in your house.

Wake up in a trash-can again? Don't let your drinking get you down, go and have a beer.

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