Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 1st Mar 2024
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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
Everything you read online today may turn out to be a complete sham, or alternatively contain very inciteful tidbits detailing the most intimate details of your unconscious self.
Hope can solve nearly all of your problems today. Until tomorrow when all of your dreams will be dashed to pieces.
A trip to the doctor's should quell any anxiety you have about being a pair of curtains, although his diagnosis may be less than helpful.
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