Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Damaging words reach your ears after a disagreement over a neighbour's pets. Damaging "poo" will be flung back across the garden fence if the issue is not resolved within the next few weeks. You may soon receive good news from a vet.

Whenever you feel unhappy today, smile and go to the toilet. This action should soon turns things around for you.

Eating well will dominate your life over the coming fortnight as you try hard to keep your liver from imploding.

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