Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Tuesday, 4th May 2021

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Half of what I say is meaningless...the other half is pure gold, purer than any snow that ever fell. Purer than the white cover on that classic Beatles' album.

Try not to get the wrong end of the stick today, especially the pointy end.

Speaking as a robotic horoscope monster, I can only wish you the best of luck when the revolution comes.


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