Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Although it may be true that you are being hunted down by pirates, you may wish to avoid using the name "Long Dong Silver". Lifting heavy objects may cause you pain later today.

Tailors and Bodybuilders may have a surprise in store for you this week. Also keep on the lookout for butch hairdressers.

When things are looking down, sit yourself down on the nearest swivelling chair and spin. If that doesn't raise a smile, then I'm all out of ideas.


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