Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Sunday, 10th Feb 2019

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

You are not registered to view this horoscope, and yet you still are. Perhaps this is your calling. Business clothes are not suitable for the swimming baths. Please take your extraordinary ideas about personal freedom elsewhere.

If some things start to appear impossible, it may be time to invent robots.

"Headlice!" is not something to be screamed in terror at the local bus stop.


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