Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Gemini


21 May - 21 June

If you feel ill a visit to the doctor could be in store. You must relax more, take long walks and fill the bath up really full so that you can soak those weary limbs.

This sad horoscope was brought to you in association with - for all your bloody used bandages.

The best way to undo your mistakes is to stand up, take a good look around, and then shout "Sorry chaps! Today has been one almighty cock-up and I'm very much to blame. If you need to give anyone a good kicking, I'm your person. Please form a queue, there will be no velvet rope so no pushing. Thank you.". We at Laughsend believe in honesty and integrity.

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