Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Cartoons will flavour the day for you, today, giving you ideas and humour. You are now as you will be for the rest of your life. The food of love is music, only if it's Phil Collins and he's feeding you some kind of grapes whilst offering many of his nieces to you.

Most of the things you're doing are going well, so there's no need to give up now.


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