Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

When you have that recurring nightmare about yourself in...y'know...that position...don't worry about it! As the bukkake girl said, take it all on the chin!

Rumour has it that hotdogs might be 90% snout. But you, sir, are 100% arse.

You can't hide from the rest of the day, so I suggest you burst headlong into it without waiting for anyone to catch up.


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