Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 14th Jan 2022

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

"Saucy!" should not be used as a synonym for sweaty. Complete the sentence: "My day will be really shitty today because my boss will find out that I surf the internet for ________ hours daily."

The future holds great things for you. It's just that whenever you get close, the future snatches them behind its back and shouts "Na-na-na-nana."

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