Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Moving house is very stressful. Not that I'm saying that's what you're doing or even planning to do. But it is stressful, you have to agree. Astronomy is to gastronomy as it is to git.

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants for two days.

The army has always held a fascination for you. Today might be a day where new things start to happen.


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