Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Friday, 15th Mar 2019

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

You won't be hospitalised today, but things may not go as planned All the time you spent on learning French is never going to pay off. Laminated wallpaper can be a great idea to turn your walls into washable, wipeable blank canvasses.

As the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head. Not that you'll be kicked in the head, it's a metaphor. I mean, hell, for all I know you *are* going to get kicked in the head, so maybe just wear a helmet for the rest of the day.


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