Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Continually turning around in a circle is not a good way to avoid seeing the horrors you have created. Your life is a mess, now stop getting dizzy and sort it out.

Your stupidity today will be rivalled only by your embarrassment.

Ensure your blood stays within your system today by not venturing further than your refridgerator.


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