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21 May - 21 June
You may feel like today has started like a horror story, but it will get better this lunchtime. Changing your lifestyle and underwear are always a good start.
Your ability to think up lies on the spot may be challenged this week. Don't be afraid to run really fast - problems will catch up, but at least you've given yourself a few minutes to think up some bullshit explanation.
It's never too late to accept that you're a complete fraud.