Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 21st Nov 2019

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Sandwiches often seem harmless until they force their way into your stomach and start screaming and banging. Sleep deprevation can affect you negatively today, so ensure you murder all the dogs in your area for a guaranteed good night's kip.

Food is a cheap source of food. Eat well.

Write lots of letters today and you'll appreciate the finer art of stamp licking.


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