Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 22nd Sep 2022

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Exercise may seem like a dirty word, but until you lose some weight fatty, it's the dirtiest word you're going to hear for a long time. This week may turn out to be a complete waste of all your time and efforts. Contemplate leaving your current situation at once.

Peaches and cream - if only more things were like these two beautiful, oft-paired, delights.

Brown is your unlucky colour for today. Avoid it whereever possible.


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