Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

You may find people laughing at your jokes are actually laughing at the way in which you pronounce the words "schlong muckney". You may also want to rethink making up your own jokes and including made up words.

If some things start to appear impossible, it may be time to invent robots.

Your favourite place may change today as you have new reason for utter joy.

Tomorrow, when you consider how it could have been, today is going to seem pretty damned swell.


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