Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022
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Gemini
21 May - 21 June
You may find people laughing at your jokes are actually laughing at the way in which you pronounce the words "schlong muckney". You may also want to rethink making up your own jokes and including made up words.
If some things start to appear impossible, it may be time to invent robots.
Your favourite place may change today as you have new reason for utter joy.
Tomorrow, when you consider how it could have been, today is going to seem pretty damned swell.
If some things start to appear impossible, it may be time to invent robots.
Your favourite place may change today as you have new reason for utter joy.
Tomorrow, when you consider how it could have been, today is going to seem pretty damned swell.
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