Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

You tend to be less true to yourself at work, but today you may let a little of yourself slip out at a most awkward moment. Get used to seeing bruises over the next few days as you and furniture begin not seeing eye to eye.

Your appetites for love are not dampened by the loss of a limb...but your partner's might be.

In the ironically immortal words of the Mortal Kombat voiceover guy: Finish Him!


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