Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Although similes can often be used as humorous ways to compare something that is banal to something that is funny, you are neither cunning nor weasel like, and it would be best if you left the comedy to the comedians.

Did you happen to see a film called "Creepy Creatures of The Night"? It wasn't a good film. This week is your own personal "Creepy Creatures of The Night".

Music is likely to help you through today, so try to listen to as much as possible.


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