Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

This horoscope does not afftect your statutory rights. You will win large compensation in a court case this month. Your doctor will be able to diagnose your current problems far better than me. But only I can tell you that your broken heart will never heal. NEVER. NEVER!!!

Check your email daily. Because you never know what may arrive.

Gift horses always happen to those who least expect it. The moral of this horoscope is: expect a gift horse.


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