Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Saturday, 3rd Jun 2023

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Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Sing a song inside and to hell with the dark clouds that await you. The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage. Please think before acting too rashly with a potato masher.

The older you get the more you're starting to realise that everyone else is an idiot.

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