Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. Be wary of emails claiming to be from PayPal or eBay - they are almost certainly your "most like a junky" friends trying to get a rise out of you. In fact, they're probably watching you from a webcam placed somewhere around the room you're currently in. We're 99% sure that's where these scam emails come from - people YOU know.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel is always a sad affair, especially if it's the biscuit barrel.


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