Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Monday, 11th Feb 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

The future holds great things for you. It's just that whenever you get close, the future snatches them behind its back and shouts "Na-na-na-nana." This week is going to be a series of ups and downs. Mostly downs, but also mostly ups.

You may find at some point this week that you are suddenly thought of as being moliminous, although how much this is to do with the fact that you'll be carrying a very large loaded gun, is up for debate.

When faced with life's problems you generally prefer to stride in with both boots kicking. However, if today's "life's problem" is that you stepped in lots of dog shit, please try not to kick so wildly.


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