Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

It may seem unrelated to your day so far, but remember: the world loves a bastard. The incredible temperature will affect today in ways that I simply cannot foresee. I believe it will be the kind of temperature that requires the movement of clothing, either on or off - the difficulty is that the fog of mystery surrounds you. I guess what I'm saying is that it will be hot or cold. Or possibly somewhere in between.

With all you've been through you should be glad that this week will actually come to a close.

When hankering for some food you may decide to experiment with various plants - avoid those with 3 leaves.


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