Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

I do not think this horoscope means what you think it means. Be wary of all new friends today as they may turn out to be Russian spies, or possibly wannabe astronomers.

The future holds great peril for a masked magician in your area. Please phone your nearest masked magician and let him know.


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