Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Saturday, 12th Jan 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

If Jesus were here, he'd probably bless you in light of what's going to happen to you today. Dimples can appear at any time today in your otherwise flawless but kind of saggy skin.

Everyone wants what's best for you, in terms of reducing the amount of time you are allowed to show your face outside of your house.

The partner of your dreams will realise you are unworthy of attention, today. Stock up on junk food and alcohol.


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