Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Be cuddly today and possibly as fluffy as possible. If Jesus were here, he'd probably bless you in light of what's going to happen to you today. Sandwiches often seem harmless until they force their way into your stomach and start screaming and banging.


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