Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Jan 2020

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Memory can often plays tricks on people - why not trick memory first by getting a lobotomy. When asked if you're OK today, you may feel tempted to respond with physical violence.

You will get an important phone call today, but you won't be able to find a pen to write down the message.

Celebrities don't find you attractive because you are pond scum in comparison.


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