Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Friday, 14th Jan 2022

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

It's never too late to accept that you're a complete fraud. The week may start well, but fall into sharp decline later on Saturday. I do not think this horoscope means what you think it means.

The food of love is music, only if it's Phil Collins and he's feeding you some kind of grapes whilst offering many of his nieces to you.


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