Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Most of this sentence comes direct from the spirits that guide me through your horoscopes. Although I've added tenses to all the verbs, because they don't seem to understand time.

Mouldy coffee cups may not be breeding the penicillin you hope they are.

You are not a sham, nor are you a mockery. You are you. Lots of love.

Drunken idiots are usually a good way of entertaining yourself whilst you're waiting for public transport.


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