Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Friday, 15th Mar 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

The truth is much harder to find than fiction. Don't be afraid to spread damn dirty lies. The legend of the baked bean may trouble you today as last night's meal tries to catch up with last week's.

Position yourself well, for the revolution is almost here. Try to avoid being too close to walls.


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