Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Pull out of any prior engagements tonight as you are about to receive a special unexpected visitor. Many of the people you admire are going to have incredible fortune this week. It turns out that the anti-stalking court orders they've filed against you are completed.

Two heads are better than one if you're trying to get a team together.

The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today.


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