Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

You tend to be less true to yourself at work, but today you may let a little of yourself slip out at a most awkward moment. Exercise may seem like a dirty word, but until you lose some weight fatty, it's the dirtiest word you're going to hear for a long time.

You have been warned before, so don't let today catch you out.


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