Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Saturday, 21st Nov 2020

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

If it's tasty, then lap it up. If not, don't. This is the best course of action for this week. Life throws us all crazy things now and then. Like swords made of ham. And dogs on skateboards.

You may find solace in someone's choice of underwear today.

Any dreams you have been granted recently will turn out to be hollow and easily shattered.


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