Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Art is always something you've admired from a distance, but today you may choose to embrace your pinker side. Live like you would like and you will part this world a happier person. Although you may spend a good deal of your life in jail.

It can be scary, sad and lonely. Are you sure you want to go ahead with your plans?

If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.


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