Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Cancer


22 June - 22 July

Tomorrow, when you consider how it could have been, today is going to seem pretty damned swell. Clarity of thought is something you need to accomplish today. Optrex is your lucky fluid for the day.

Painting the inside of your mouth is probably not a good way to change who you are on the inside. Although, you would be successful in your aims.

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