Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. This may become a particularly apparent problem whilst travelling along a busy motorway.

You're incredible.

There's no harm in taking the day off.


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